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girlfriend rodeo

Whilst having sex with your woman, pref doggy style, secretly invite your friends to watch in your closet with a video camera, during intercourse, grab your womans hips and start screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" on that que, your friends burst out of the closet parading around the bed screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" and try to hold on to that bitch as long as you can.
hey man, you missed jons girlfriend rodeo last night, it was awesome, she ended up falling off her bed and kicking jon in the face knocking him out and then falling through his coffee table, luckily we have the video tape so you can watch it.
by j0nathan May 3, 2008
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When in Rome, speak Latin

a parody of the phrase "when in Rome, do as the Romans do", this phrase means ( used in a nice, non-belliugerent way):

"if you want to integrate into, and be a part of, polite society, behave, as a rule of thumb, like most other people of your age, gender and/or social status behave in your society in your zeitgeist"
a boy with almost no friends comes home from high school and starts conmplaining to his father:

boy: dad, why don't i have any friends my age?

father: pragmatically speaking, Brandon, I thing you are not applying correctly my famous cherry-phrase "when in Rome, speak Latin." IMHO it's doesn't take Albert einstein to figure out why you have no friends: you don't do, at least after school, what most other boys your age are doing. All you do after class is watch porn, argue with your mother and sisters as to whether or not to do your chemistry, and help Mr. and Mrs. Philips, our generous elderly neighbors, with their gardening.

boy: But that's what I have always done. Wait so you have contradicted yourself, because humans are creatureses of habit, psychologically and biologically speaking.

father (ignoring Brandon's interruption): However, most boys your age, after class, date their girlfriends, play football and maybe monkey hoops, play the saxophone or another musical instrument a la Lisa Simpson, maybe hang out with their friends and look for trouble a la Bart Simpson and Nelson Muntz, maybe even play marbles. Some young men your age even go to bars/clubs and get a refreshing drink after a hard day's work. Go and do some of the things I've mentioned and you'll make friends tic-tac-toe

boy: (imitating homer simpson): D' Oh. so no wonder then I feel and act like a white crow
by Sexydimma May 3, 2012
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romes

Romes, one of the most amazing gorgeous perfect girls ive ever spoken to.
have you seen that romes?? shes so cute, gorgeous and simply amazing!
by Jez! December 2, 2004
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blue rodeo

while engaging in anal sex, the man screams a different girls name than the one he is servicing. He then jumps on to her back and sees how long he can hold on.
"Man I tried the blue rodeo again last night, and I held on for five seconds.
by Geezus April 13, 2006
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angry rodeo

when you stick your dick in your girls ass grab her hair and tell her to do you like her sister did last night she will get pissed and you hold on for the ride
i did an angry rodeo my girl last night bitch went nuts but i stayed on for the whole ride yee haa
by lakeside perv April 10, 2009
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Rome

1 the eternal city where is situated the Colosseo

2 the city where is situated the cleanest and honest football/soccer team of Italy.
The passion for this team is expressed by people on the streets 24/7.
In italian is:A.s. Roma but usually for international competions is displayed with the name of the city in english: Rome

This team represents the city.
Rome team's got the symbol of city on his shirt and for the logo of the company.
Rome's got millions of fans situated in all over Italy.
90% of soccer fans in Rome supports Rome/A.S. Roma.
joe: hey dude,where are you from?

nc: I'm from Rome the eternal city,you got to go there in vacations,you will admire the "Colosseo" and then go to support Rome, the soccer team,people goes crazy for a.s. Roma!
by n.c10 May 1, 2011
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frat rodeo

when at a party you tell all of your fraternity brothers that you're going to go have sex with a girl and what time they should go to the room. you keep the door of the room you go to have sex in unlocked and start hookin up. you last as long as you can and when the time comes up when you told your fraternity brothers to come in the room they run in and surround the bed or wherever you're having sex on screeming and shouting RODEO! RODEO! RODEO!

the goal of the shouting is to see how long you can last before she bucks you off...

if you last 8 seconds or longer you're a pro at the frat rodeo!
frat boy1: dude i'm gonna go do this chick, rodeo in like 10 minutes!

frat boy2: aight man i'll round up the boys...

10 minutes later

whole fraternity: RODEO! RODEO! RODEO!

girl: ahhhhhhh

frat boy1: (starts counting aloud) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 hells yes!

girl: grabs clothes and takes off

whole fraternity to frat boy1: mad props dude, fuckin sweet rodeo, you rode it like a champ, dude thats total definition frat rodeo!

(HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND)
by $eth December 14, 2008
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