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nothing, idk what it means, its just funny somehow
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by Anthony Alexanderr December 4, 2021
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T to G Ratio

Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.

1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.

Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.

She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.

Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.

She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5

Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.

Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"

Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024
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Ravioli Ratio

The ravioli ratio is used for dining at restaurants to figure out if their ravioli dish is worth buying. For some reason lots of restaurants skimp on raviolis or over charge I have solved this problem by using this ratio. The ratio is figured out by asking the waiter how many raviolis come in the dish and diving that buy the price. If the ratio is over say $4-5 per ravioli then don’t buy it, not worth it and way over priced. The golden ratio is $3 per ravioli or under if you get lucky. Keep in mind there are small,medium(regular) and giant ravioli sizes. For small use $2 per ravioli as the landmark and for large or giant use $5 per ravioli as the landmark regular is $3.
Excuse me waiter, what is your ravioli ratio?

Waiter: “it’s $4.5 per ravioli sir”
by Bhamel March 25, 2024
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Ratio

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by Ratio. July 17, 2022
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Ratio

The word "ratio" is used by a sub-species of humanity called "twitter people". They are used during arguments with other twitter people (this word is also used when "twitter people" disagree with eachothers opinions. A successful ratio means you get more likes and positive replies than the other post/message. It is referred that if you used this word you will be called a "clown" and a "bozo".
Twitter User: Ratio lol trash i beat u in a match in cod loooolllll
by jonathanraves12 August 1, 2022
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Fantastic Ratio

The ideal ratio of females to males in a super team. Generally 20% to 25% females to males. Based on the Fantastic Four created by Stan Lee. Phrase coined by Ethan Van Sciver.
"Why is The JACK Show so good?" Shane
"Because they use the fantastic ratio" Yanzi
by Perth Comics August 3, 2022
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Natural Ratio

When your comment gets more likes than the post you commented on, but you didn't intend for that to happen.
Guy 1 makes a post on Twitter. Guy 2 comments on said post, and gets more likes than him.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you just ratio me?
Guy 2: Uh... It looks like it.
Guy 1: Why though??
Guy 2: I didn't intend to ratio you!
Guy 1: Oh. So, I guess it was just a natural ratio.
by TheRandomGuy_BD August 4, 2022
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