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Queef

what perverted dads say if they hear a female fart
girl: *farts*
dad: you queef?
by easportstothegay December 15, 2021
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menstral queef

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Chewbacca Queef

After a women has sex and she queeves it sound like chewbacca growling.
Dude after I fucked Stacey she did a chewbacca queef!!
by egarjyrJkkTTBHEH April 6, 2009
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oral queef

The sound exuded from the throat whilst trying to suppress the noise from an orgasm, and is usually frog-like.
Safrina, whilst trying to suppress her vocal "enthusiasm", ended up making a frog-sounding oral queef mid-orgasm.
by s_axo June 19, 2011
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throat queef

A very weak, throat sounding belch on par with that of an infant newborn; on the same sound frequency as a beetle fart
"Bro that wasn't a burp that was a throat queef
by Mariachi Rex September 29, 2015
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Tsunami Queef

A queef strong enough to knock out a Japanese nuclear power plant
I was going 'downtown' and she let lose a tsunami queef that almost knocked me through the door.
by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016
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Mega Queef

When a girl takes a shit out of her vaginal area
How do girls take a shit from there vagina
They mega queef
by mega shnoz May 13, 2018
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