update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

The Last Shadow Puppets

2 guys 1 mic

The Last Shadow Puppets are pretty gay

by extraomnes August 17, 2022

Puppytoe

Alternative word for clubs in a card deck. This term is usually used by white trailer trash.

Look Brandon I beat yer cards cause I got all puppytoes.

Matt did you just say pupptoes? Only trailer trash says that.

by Lilsmalls June 14, 2018

fluffer pupper

a very fluffer pupper

my huskie is a cute fluffer pupper

by fenwantsthenamefen December 30, 2016

Pupper

When an adult dog acts and behaves like a puppy. Either by doing dumb things or just being dumb entirely.

Tjaden is a total pupper.

by dynasty8907 June 8, 2009

Puppers

Someone who plays exe games and more.

Guy1: Hey, I heard you play exe games and more
Guy2: Yeah, I'm a Puppers

by Lightning McQueen_Gaming June 11, 2021

ello poppet

Standard greeting from an ugly pirate male to a beautiful non-pirate female. Some speculate it to be some form of ugly pirate mating call.

Elizabeth: *hides in closet*
Pintel: *peeks in closet one minute later* "ello poppet."

by End of Dishonor June 25, 2018