Pokemon

big stupid program, which gave life to little creatures with names ending in -mon, and to the pokeball... you know... pokemon/pokeballs etc... I don´t know but its poke, the program may never end every new season adds new places new -mons and new people...and team rocket never dies!!

Did you see pokemon yesterday? At the end they announced they already had the 17th movie ready!!!

by Mnkdd1 January 24, 2007

Pokemon

Cute cuddly creature that in no relation has to actually be created by the people who work at Gamefreak or Nintendo *coughsarcasmcough*.

Kid A draws a random creature here thought of.
Kid B sees that drawing and says: "Is that a Pokemon?"

I rest my case.

by Danielu Yoshikoto September 29, 2012

pokemon

Probably the gayest thing to happen to video games

Dood Pokemon sucks ass!

by Faerun23 November 3, 2007

Pokemon

Hate it. everyone should. Same for Star Wars.

No example, let's make the definition of pokemon fast and gripping.

by Let'sKeepPokemonOutOfThis November 7, 2011

pokemon

A slang term for a woman's vagina. Usually a shaven one, as it's seemingly more child-like when shaven, as such. Usually a term used between men who are discussing 'capturing a pokemon', by taking a photograph, to show the friend later, although can be used between a hetersexual couple when a man is asking the woman when he will be able to 'catch her pokemon' again.

Buddy #1: 'Heard you tagged that blond-ho that was sittin' at the end of the bar last night, dude'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, tasty pie on that one, a hairless-hole.'
Buddy #1: 'You capture that pokemon for me, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Sure did, total dolphin-blonde, my brother, wanna' gander?'
Buddy #1: 'Does shit come out brown? Hells yeah!'

by coozehound72 August 18, 2010

Pokemon

Originally a Japanese TV show, Pokemon was quickly made into a game for Gameboy. It then spread to the US, of course cutting out the violence and mature themes, and was swallowed goddamn it screw this

god...DAMMIT!!!!!! "there's someone in my head but it's not me"

by screw you, your, mom, and above anyone else to screw, screw YOU! July 24, 2008

pukemonkey

One who you should not be seen out in public with, if this situation is to arise they must vomited on immediately.

i.e, Rugar is a pukemonkey, vomit on him

by sam94 June 2, 2008