problem solver

Cooc's slang for a handle of booze

Kevin hows it going guy? Not good me and the lady are callin it quits after 8 years. Sit tight guy, i'll be right over with a problem solver!!

by head August 23, 2015

Chode Probe

1.) A very specialized method of stimulating not only the prostate, but surrounding items as well, such as muscles, nerves, tissues, blood, and a slew of the same near the anus. It involves either a normally erect penis, finger, medical stimulating electrode, dildo, racketball, or any other item that can apply a fair amount of pressure to the said area: chode; the pubic region between the bottom of the testicles all the way down to the lower edge of the anus. The object of the sexual partner or self gratification: masturbation is to produce either sensations to obtain an erection for the purpose of other forms of sexual pursuits. However, if constant impact of either an erect penis or otherwise is persistent, it may well result in not only a very active center of nerves and sexual organs, but may well achieve an explosive orgasm. 2.) The act of chode probing, or, any act of the same nature as outlined in detail in 1.).

Gay Sex: "No penetration, just a wonderful 'chode probe'!"

Hetrosexual Encounter: "Raul wasn't very excited until I pulled out my largest, life like, dildo and pounded him silly until he came five minutes later. Raul really loves his 'chode probes'!"

Introspective Literary Work: He kept slamming his sister's huge dildo against his 'chode' area for almost an hour. Finally, he pounded heavier and faster than before. As he came, the satisfied man realized that his 'chode probe' had definitely paid off!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 28, 2008

My problem

I find the insinuation that I am using others (solely) for the purpose of my own aggrandizement both condescending and insult and I feel as though I'm being used for the aggrandizement of others in a manner that is both retaliatory and spiteful in reference to various slights (perceived or otherwise) for the purpose of some kind of "hoisted by my own petard" type, conceptual, punishment.

That's my problem.

by Hym Iam July 15, 2022

art of problem solving

AoPS. A dating site for asian tryhards.

yo, I have a new boyfriend
already? its been 4 days oml
haha yeah, his art of problem solving username is forester2015

by simonicornie March 31, 2021

I think that's a you problem.

A cleaner way to say "I didn't cause this, you did bitch." Sometimes used when you are boiling with anger but are in front of someone but do not want to say anything bad so you just fabricate this sentance.

Person 1; Dude why the hell did you not help me cheat during the test?!!? I failed all cause of you!
(Person 2's christian friends are watching)
Person 2; Shut the fuck u- I think that's a you problem.

by Your own personal fuckface September 15, 2020

problem sets

The bane of every highschooler's existence.

Goddammit, I forgot to do my problem sets.

by stapler November 22, 2005

Problem child

A problem child not to be confused with a problematic child (a child who actually does bad things) is a child who (usually middle) is blamed for every problem even if there is no real problem. The parents usually think that the child is an attention seeker when the child wants nothing to do with attention.

That problem child of mine is going through another one of their phases. Their just a little attention sponge aren't they.

by T1nky W1nky November 21, 2021