When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023
Get the French Pressmug. "When you think they're gonna fuck you but they're actually just rifling through your pockets for ammunition." - Gianni
by Tdofc June 30, 2023
Get the Mercenary Pressmug. To go off on someone and scream in their face. Most of the time push them into a corner or surround them too.
Ben to Friend: I’m gonna go press Riley
Ben: So you think it’s f*cking okay to do that?!
Riley: I didn’t do shit I swear
Ben: So you think it’s f*cking okay to do that?!
Riley: I didn’t do shit I swear
by violet2abby March 2, 2022
Get the pressmug. Verby Erby: To press THE PICKLE........... PRESS THAT SHIT......................................
let's put the pickle in context.
let's put the pickle in context.
Gizmocat: MEOW
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass
PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass
PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass
by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024
Get the Pickle Pressmug. Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
Get the Cockpit Pressmug. Stressed, upset, and annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing.
by Taydo November 23, 2021
Get the Pressedmug.