Pandemically permitting

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting

I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting

by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020

Neo-Permie

An adopter of the permaculture movement that flat out refuses to admit that some modern things aren't worth giving up. Often, these crusaders for a more pure life experience remain confined to fiat currency producing, home-based IT jobs. Sightings are common near aircrete geodesic domes and tiny homes, often wandering in search of a 5G signal.

I saw Chad foraging for psychedelic invasive plant species in the park, wearing steel toe boots, taking a Zoom meeting through his earbuds. Total Neo-Permie move, man.

by Gov77 February 18, 2022

re-permission

Refers to a confirmation of a previously-granted go-ahead dat you either periodically request from da same person who had already said dat a desired-by-you action was okay sometime in da past but you are concerned dat his circumstances might have changed in da meantime and so you'd better query him again to make sure dat he's still okay wif it, or ask for from da new owners/managers of whatever objects/property dat you'd previously been allowed to access by whoever was runnin' da show before it changed hands; for all you know, this present authority-figure's policies/conditions might be different from da previous owner's, and so it might NOT be okay wif HIM for you to continue doing whatever you'd been permitted in da past.

I occasionally cause unintentional irritation/impatience wif home/business-owners when requesting re-permission for some favor/allowance dat had always given to me in da past (they might exasperatedly snort, "We already said last year that you may do that, Dude --- why do you need to ask us again?" or, "Well, of COURSE it's okay with us, Buddy --- we've always had total respect for So-And-So's judgement, and so if HE said that you are a safe/honest/responsible person, then naturally we would trust his word and allow you the same privilege ourselves!"), but I figger dat I would likely get into a lot MORE dutch if I DIDN'T ask again on some unfortunate occasion when I SHOULD have "just checked to make sure", and so I would rather take da much-lesser risk of merely annoying someone wif my question, rather than potentially making him super-upset wif me if I naively did something dat he was not --- or no longer --- okay wif.

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

food permit

a permit that you have to apply for if you cant stop eating all the food at your house or workplace.

jason was such a danger to food, he had to get a food permit.

by Phil Elverum February 11, 2025

JAIME PRECIADO

The best goon material. Jaime preciado is the sexiest man alive.

“Oh I jerk off to Jaime preciado all day. Why do you think I’m so high ranked in Jerkmate.”

by Freakyfreak67 May 1, 2025

downpour-period-implied permission to enter

Da universal understanding dat you may hurriedly "scramble in and close da door" of a dwelling or vehicle during a sudden heavy rain if said enclosure's owner initially observes your headlong dash towards him, and thus he will not be started by your high-speed entry.

A downpour-period-implied permission to enter is something like an implied door-knock, since in both instances, you aren't expected to wait outside for someone to answer da door. Now of course, once you do get in, da respectful procedure is to stop just inside da door and wheezingly catch yer breath, then make some jokingly-indignant remark like, "Okay --- who ordered da monsoon?!" Dat puts everyone inside da room at ease, and then --- unless you'd merely entered to avoid getting soaked, in which case da polite and least-interrupting action might be to just stand by da door till da rain eases up --- you can state what you'd wanted.

by QuacksO August 4, 2024

Caked Up with no Permit

When an individuals posterior is so thick and developed it is no longer proportional to the leg muscles drawing extra attention to their assets. The legs being the permit to be so dummy thicc back there.

He's a Twink but he's also caked up with no permit.

by Peanut_Buttercup September 19, 2023