potato 

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.

-what did you have for lunch?
-i had a baked potato
-u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.

potato by potato1109 February 4, 2025

Potato 

Potato is defined as a derogatory slang word meant to insult someone for being a said Potato, popularized by Sheeshpotato99.

"You had sex with my girlfriend?? L potato"

Potato by Tucker Patrick White April 2, 2025

Potato 

The world's most beautiful creation that can be consumed in forms such as french fries and mashed potatoes.

The Potato is a Potato

Potato by potatojuice2313 April 28, 2025

Potato 

Something ten times better than a fudging tomato

Why would I have a tomato when there are Potato's around!

Potato by Abu Dreit June 24, 2025

potato 

A derogatory term describing a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications. Using a "potato PC" often results in frustrating performance issues, which can hinder productivity and success in tasks such as programming.

I tried to build my first Flutter app on my "potato" PC, but it crashed every five minutes, leading to an F in my Mobile Programming class!

potato by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025

potato 

A person who continues to fall for satire on the internet over and over again

The Onion: Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel

MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot

Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again

potato by anonymous September 23, 2025

Potato

An over weight women of bad character who is a terrible parent and avoids all adult responsibilities with narcissistic tendencies and the self proclaimed authority to rule over all. Also known as a Brittany or ao9

Man that lady is a potato

Potato by LDDD3 December 14, 2025