pirate slap

A modified and more intense kind of a pimp slap, that when struck would remind the receptient of the pain felt by wenches in the days of pirates.

When becky got pirate slapped she thought to herself, wow this is what being a pirates wench must've felt like...

by Tdiddy May 13, 2005

Pirate Dice

Nasty Teeth, Usually yellow or brown

That girl was hot, but she had a mouth full of pirate dice

by tb000000ne June 24, 2007

Tales of Pirates

A Chinese-based MMORPG with a poor privacy policy and tech support that speaks fragmented english. Full of bots and glitches. Don't post your picture in the Player Photos section because they include your e-mail address and you WILL get MSN requests from non-english speakers for sex.

Player: Yes, I'd like my photo removed from the player photos section. I'm getting messages from tons of people I don't know and they can only say "tales of pirates," and "sex"

Tech Support: Oh that a tech thing we cant do that :) Sorry :)

by Tsubaki January 11, 2009

pirate steve

a disgusting fat high school drop out who believes it is his duty to mock everyone else. The epitome of an epic fail.

That guy is such a pirate steve. He's going no where with his life so he makes fun of everyone else.

by dexter528 December 9, 2009

Backdoor Pirate

noun:
1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.

#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

blind pirate

when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"

I gave your mother a blind pirate last night in your bed.

by Twat sniff September 17, 2008

pirate juice

Poisionous liquid (usually some sort of cleaner) with a skull and crossbones drawn on the bottle.

Loser Kid - Dude, this Pirate Juice is sweeeeeeet.
Kid Two (in background) - Where'd the window cleaner go?

by Hailey Randall May 3, 2005