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Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020
mugGet the Prison Penmug.

Pen in the uterus

Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die
Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick
by Uterus pencil May 9, 2020
mugGet the Pen in the uterusmug.

ekstremt pen

Robert Knepper er ekstremt pen
by sigedigg June 15, 2020
mugGet the ekstremt penmug.

pen

pen? which one?
by houyt February 18, 2022
mugGet the penmug.

Pen Clicking

When you are in your classroom taking an important assessment. You masturbate to relieve the stress of the tough exam. As a coverup for the fapping noise, you click your pen at the same tempo as your sneaky strokes. Therefore covering up the noise.
Hey Maximillian, did you end up passing that exam?
Yes! But there was no way I could have passed it without Pen Clicking!
by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024
mugGet the Pen Clickingmug.

Ben without his pen

1.) Similiar to something being “Cold” or “Tragic.” In order for something, someone or a situation to be deemed as ‘Ben without his Pen’ something or someone must find themselves or be in a terribly miserable state of stagnation in which they or the thing is experiencing an ungodly horrific amount of sadness.

Origin.)
A 21 year old artist by the name of Ben expresses himself through drawing and creating artwork in his sketchbook. Though, if Ben is without his pen and bares only his sketchbook, he is as blank as the unfilled pages within, he is miserable.
Ben Without His Pen:

1.) Similiar to something being “Cold” or “Tragic.” In order for something, someone or a situation to be deemed as ‘Ben without his Pen’ something or someone must find themselves or be in a terribly miserable state of stagnation in which they or the thing is experiencing an ungodly horrific amount of sadness.

Origin.)
A 21 year old artist by the name of Ben expresses himself through drawing and creating artwork in his sketchbook. Though, if Ben is without his pen and bares only his sketchbook, he is as blank as the unfilled pages within, he is miserable.

1.
A: Yo Israel is bombing the shit out of Palestine dude

B: Yeah those Palestinians really be Ben’s without Pens on gawd.

A: Shits Tragic bruh

2.
A: D.J’s girl really broke up with him and took everything

B: Damn… Dj must be Ben without his pen right now

A: Must be? Nah He is dawg
by tlf29tlf29 May 15, 2024
mugGet the Ben without his penmug.

Pen

Clicky object that is a stress reliver
Aleks: FIJEIFHJEIFNIFEIFJF *Stress noises*
Me: Don't worry, have a pen
mugGet the Penmug.

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