Ass Penguin

a random idea that comes out of know where.

Steve just pulled a penguin out of his ass. (Ass Penguin)

by gsuusgkenlksjpc October 26, 2011

penguin arm

Slang for a very short penis

"LOOK at his penguin arm"

by wizard words July 18, 2016

King Penguin

A King Penguin is somebody who is the leader of a group, or usually a person who likes takes charge.

Ross: Nathan, don't you think that Ronson thinks that he's the king penguin?
Nathan: Yeah, to be honest he's just a bit of a control freak...he's more of a Salmon if you ask me.

by MyPseudonym... November 29, 2011

daddy penguin

the act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals ino her mouth, as if he was keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'

' Jesus mate, you didnt daddy penguin her again last night did you? isnt this going a bit far?'

by frozenplanet July 24, 2012

Penguin Nub

A nub of inconcievable Nubness.

There is a Penguin Nub at my school, who claims to be pro but who is truly a nub of supreme stature.

by Rytherix May 1, 2007

Romanian penguin

When a Romanian whore is giving you head and right before you nut, she gets up and walks away, causing you to chase her with your pants around your ankles, waddling like a penguin after her, shouting get back here bitch...

That Bitch gave me a Romanian Penguin, if I see her again, I’m gonna give her an angry pirate.

by Geo fence February 10, 2018

Penguin Salute

Th act of saluting someone and "Wek"ing at the same time in the fashion of a penguin. Where a group stand in a single file opposite someone they plan to salute.

All members of the group put their hands to their foreheads, take a deep breath, count to three in their heads before all saying "WEK" so as to startle the salutee.

The Economics and Politics class are brilliant at a well synchronised Penguin Salute

by Shoutin Will Belamy September 24, 2011