Pen

Clicky object that is a stress reliver

Aleks: FIJEIFHJEIFNIFEIFJF *Stress noises*
Me: Don't worry, have a pen

by Poggersmanultimateswagger69420 March 11, 2021

King Pen-ny

A name of a Dapper and well dressed king.

Man, King Pen-ny is lookin super fly in that suit with those gators on!

by Dapperdandaddy April 14, 2021

Pen is

Your pen is what?

P1: my pen is
(Silence)
P2: your pen is what?

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 17, 2021

Pen knife

Dog shit. Used by old Londoners/Essex folk to describe a dogs mess.

(Half open a pen knife and lay it down and you’ll soon see the analogy).

“Watch that pen knife boy”

by Ed33 May 25, 2021

gel pen

you can use a gel pen about one - two times

you can never use that same gel pen again

WHAT THE HECK!

paul: aww man, my gel pen is out of ink.
carl: i have about a closet full of gel pens that ran out of ink.
paul: .......

by owoflower May 28, 2021

Bull Pen

The group of chicks in a dude’s phone he only calls for booty calls.

Like the baseball reference; where the pitchers hang out, waiting to be called into the game.

The bar is closing soon and I haven’t hooked up yet. I might have to call the Bull Pen tonight.

by Fore Right June 4, 2021

Res pen

To not believe the facts that have been presented;

Example:
“I’m totally not a virgin, you know I’m not”
“Yeah res pen dude, no cap”

by BousheyMF August 20, 2024