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POLESITTER

Fag that likes to ride a cock.
That nancyboy Phil is a real polesitter.
by posthaze September 27, 2006
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pole kid

A group of children at Edward R. Murrow High School who sit around a large pillar in the lobby all day long, regardless of what class they should be in, and display their immaturity in a variety of ways, much to the dismay of any unfortunate soul who may inadvertently glance at this disgusting display. They often run around wrestling or screaming, or doing other things which the rest of the population of Edward R. Murrow High School found funny when they were in sixth grade. They usually fail the majority of their classes, and don't shower often. They are always picked up for cutting by the deans because they are more often than not slightly developmentally delayed, and have trouble learning from their mistakes.

Some of the misconceptions made by this group are that they are diverse, sincere, mature, intelligent, and clean. All of the aforementioned beliefs are absolutely false. If anybody would like proof, just visit the school.

In short, they believe themselves to be some sort of elite social class which is all-accepting and has risen above the status quo by which everyone else is debased. In reality, the truth is that they can be summed up in one word: dirty.
"Oh shit those pole kids are making out again!"
"Ew, is that one a boy or a girl?"
"I don't know, they're clearly very diverse and accepting."
"Or just really fucking gross poseurs."
"Word."
by ladyface April 17, 2007
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Totem Pole

When at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another's laps. Being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. Basically a vertical train.
Hey guys, lets watch wanted with no pant on... TOTEM POLE, I get to be bottom!
by Mitey Fulkron December 22, 2008
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prolet

abbreviation of proletariat; a person of the lower or working class(es).
The family is comprised of migrating prolets from a foreign country.
by dotme December 17, 2008
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Poleshafter

One who slides down the male shaft as they would a fire pole.
You are my favorite poleshafter.
by Sal July 20, 2004
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Poleax Pansexual

A Poleax Pansexual is someone (specifically a Pansexual) who is against Pansexual erasure and exclusion and believes that Pansexual and Bisexual are different (because they are).

A Poleax pansexual also strives to change the harmful original definition (and flag) to be reformed and such.
Im a Poleax Pansexual and I honestly just came to say that exclusion is dumb.
by Nint3ndop3 September 22, 2020
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sanding the flag pole

playing with oneself/ masterbating
JR spent the day "Sanding The Flag Pole"
by Schizzna October 22, 2008
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