poison poke

Banging a slut with poison oak on your junk and not telling her. So bad, but man does it feel so good.

You remember that stripper Krista? I gave her the poison poke last night. Best way to scratch it Ive ever found. Didnt tell her, bet she hates her life today!

by Bangin the cart girl February 16, 2014

pre-sun poisoning

The dreadful feeling one gets when having to get up before the sun comes up.

She had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get ready for work. She wanted nothing more than to go back to bed. She was suffering from pre-sun poisoning.

Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.

by PinkOrchid September 5, 2010

fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.

I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.

by Cronnick January 27, 2004

Pigeon Position

When the female lies on the ground face facing the floor, Then the male puts his penis in the females vagina or asshole and starts rocking back and forth, after that the male starts making pigeon noises and starts to flap his arms while riding the female.

hey babe wanna do pigeon position

by da_randy_root November 19, 2017

Star Position

When five guys circle up with their dicks close together in a sort of star shape. then a girl sucks on all five dicks at the same time.

"Lets get in the Star Position"
"Star us you whore"
"Im going to star all of you guys"

by Luca & Eric September 28, 2006

Masonary Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
See also masonry position

The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonary position, she laid like a fucking brick.

by -Mason- August 31, 2011

the Family Guy Position

if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)

I hate the Family Guy Position, I'd rather do it doggie style.

by LLLZ March 4, 2008