plant

To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground
Sage wanted me to plant her garden.
by Daddy long peen January 9, 2019
mugGet the plantmug.

plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 17, 2021
mugGet the plant sexmug.

Cloud Plant

You got and cloud plant bruh?
by Budand22 April 30, 2017
mugGet the Cloud Plantmug.

Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed
by Taperoid March 29, 2024
mugGet the Silly plantsmug.
Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
mugGet the Plant my tree in her forestmug.

spanking the plants

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021
mugGet the spanking the plantsmug.

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