Dr. Phil

A pseudo doctor of psychology. He doesn't have any doctorate... That's why he's called Dr. Phil and not Dr. McGraw. He can't legally call himself Dr. McGraw... He ain't a doctor. Anyway, he has a show that exploits people with mental and emotional issues, while disguising it's self as a show that helps them.

Dr. Phil is a diabolic person and not a real doctor.

by A great mind... October 18, 2020

silly phil

The act of screwing someone in the belly-button.

An associated phrase is "inners are winners."

My girlfriend loves it when I silly phil her, especially while she's watching TV.

by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 26, 2005

Dr. Phil

Fake Phsycyatrist from Texas that uses weird phrases that no one can understand

by Danielle October 11, 2003

dr. phil

1.)The antichrist. A pathetic exuse for a man with no real reason to exist other than to spew his pathetic bullshit.

2.)A wormy loser

1.)Dr. Phil is evil

2.) Man, that guy is such a Dr. Phil

by Dagon August 25, 2005

slippery Phil

A sexual act that involves pouring Old Milwaukee on a chicks tits, then tit fucking until you vomit on yourself. Originally pioneered by Phil Rodgers.

That crazy ass bitch wanted me to give her a slippery Phil. I would have, but Phil drank all my Old Mil.....

by Thumper February 27, 2003

Dr.Phil Fury

1. Already knowing what actually happened, but pretending that you didn't so people can see how angry you are.
2. Pretending to be angry when you already got over what happened.

Dr. Phil Guest: He cheated on me, then cheated on my sister, and then cheated on my mom all in one weekend!

Dr. Phil: OH MY GOSH!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!! (to the cheater)
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE MY SET NOW!!!!

Audience then claps

Later on the Soup after showing this clip--
Host: Did you just see his reaction! It's not like he hadn't heard what happened before the show! That sure is some Dr.Phil Fury!

by sayhellotozombies October 4, 2008

dr. phil

A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.

My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.

by MeatWhistle July 18, 2006