patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saaf November 9, 2009

Pantie Bandit

1.) One who steals panties in the act of fucking a girl.
2.) A guy who has sex with multiple girls at one time

Yeahhh that guy is a real Pantie Bandit. Did you see how many girls he is with?

by e.c. gangster32 May 10, 2011

Pantier

An adjective to describe a girl that takes of her pants/panties more then yourself.

Shut up Racheal, you're pantier than me

by sugarapsa July 30, 2011

patioed

Refers to the condition or state of excessive drunkenness acquired whilst day-drinking on a patio. Origin: 2005, Auburn University: Sigma Alpha Epsilon house floating dock & fratio, Bodega, & Momma G's Deli.

"I thought Randy was going to play 18 with us this afternoon?" "Randy?! Oh, there's no way he's making it to the course. He's patioed."

by Touched By An Uncle May 25, 2012

pantilitus

The disease of not being able to keep your hands off or out of girls underwear.

"Why do you keep putting your hands in my pants?!"
"Sorry it's a disease I have! Pantilitus, they haven't found a cure..."

by Panty king January 11, 2014

pantists

The opposite of a nudist, those who keep the company of pants.

The men wearing pants over there, they're pantists Johnny.

by avayl February 19, 2015

pantie side step

When you slide the panties over for penetration . Then when your done pull out cover the tip with her panties and let er go

I didn't want a mess so I used the pantie side step on the slut

by Leroy88 June 3, 2015