Skip to main content

toilet nigga

by 1400gaijin April 19, 2018
mugGet the toilet nigga mug.

Toilet Splash

When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.
Bro I took shit and the toilet splashed my ass I don’t even need to wipe.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Splash mug.

Toilet Guardian

A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders
"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian

"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person
by twigulus October 23, 2011
mugGet the Toilet Guardian mug.

nuke the toilet

Th definition of taking a giant shit in your toilet, so it feels like it should eksplode.
I need to go use the bathroom, so i can nuke the toilet
by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021
mugGet the nuke the toilet mug.

Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom
I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.
by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015
mugGet the Toilet Triathalon mug.

Tucker Toilet

noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.

A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.

Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
"Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
by Basque JRED October 17, 2015
mugGet the Tucker Toilet mug.

pussy toilet

Dusty: I dont tan, i burn
Person 1: stfu you're literally such a pussy toilet smh
by kghjdfnlmsn July 2, 2022
mugGet the pussy toilet mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email