jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

That tracks

Alternative way of saying "baseball, huh?". Used when something makes sense or checks out.

My brother was hit by a car driven by an elderly Asian lady

That tracks

Huh? What does that mean?

It means "baseball, huh?"

by TheLobsterCopter5000 April 1, 2025

Money tracks

Tracking receipts or a trail of money

She had to find her money tracks to submit for expenses

by Moneymaker01 August 12, 2021

Kilwins tracks

Vaginal juices inside a females underwear when she sees someone very attractive.

1: "do you see that boy/girl over there!?"
2: "kilwins tracks?!"
1: "kilwins tracks..."

by kilwinsfam September 17, 2015

Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer

Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.

After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

Tennessee train track

Sex act, where a line of men ejaculate over the head of the person in front of them, until it reaches the “caboose” of the train.

While In my college fraternity, we participated in a Tennessee Train Track to celebrate graduation

by Allen D. Gram April 18, 2023