9/11

9/11 is an overused meme.

Oh my God 9/11 was an inside job

Or
9/11 couldn't have been an inside joke because the planes hit the outside.
Or
I caused 9/11 .

by PositiveJack September 4, 2017

Glock 9

What people in the hood call any pistol (Actual glock, hi point, sig, etc.) Despite the name, glock does not make a 9, as the 9 refers to the 9mm rounds most popular pistols shoot.

I remember eating ramen with a glock 9

by Whipt_butter December 8, 2021

June 9

National make fun of porn artists day

Nerds draw porn on June 9th

by Boneless soda May 21, 2023

May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

9-short

Parents are watching

Don’t send nudes 9-short

by gLu bOy June 7, 2018

June 9

Global make fun of rule 34 and or e621 artists day

It's June 9

Let's go kick the shit out of a rule 34 artist

by Boneless soda May 20, 2023

9:25

While 4:20 is for smoking and 7:10 is for dabbing, 9:25 is the time to eat cannabis edibles.

The basis of 9:25 is that responsible stoners work from 9-5, and cannot smoke pot at work. So you eat an edible for those who cannot... Or, maybe you eat it at work? Who am I to judge?

"It's 9:25, time for brownies!"

by Bearded Stoner May 11, 2016