bordplaner og porcelænsglas

Porcelænsglas is a danish word most commonly used in conjunction with bordplaner, and the sentence "bordplan og porcelænsglas" roughly translates into "seating chart and glasses of porcelain". However, the sentence also refers to doing cocaine on the naked body of a prostitute.

The word "bordplaner" gives associations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prostitute).

In the word porcelænsglas the 'porcelæn' gives association to something white (cocaine) and 'glas' to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.

"In the middle of an organizational chaos, I have chosen not to have 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas'."

"WOW, there was nothing about 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas' in the invitation. I would have gotten here earlier then!"

"I hope there will be a 'bordplan og porcelænsglas' soon, or I am out of here."

by DoktorRandolph March 20, 2013

OG Dirtbag

Regular Dirtbag on steroids. (See Dirtbag original meaning and turn it up a notch)

I mean, my last boyfriend was a dirtbag, but this new guy is an OG dirtbag"

by tcusoakers October 24, 2022

OG SHIT BAG

A Marine, Sailor, or Soldier who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty doing what is necessary to complete the task at hand; Even if this includes breaking some rules and hazing boots. They are a Master in the art of skating. They let that bitch eat, they drop bombs and fuck moms.

Dude have you seen LCPL TurdBurglar he’s such an OG shit bag I saw him stick a warped barrel in a boots A** because he left it in the dirt

by OGSHITBAGSOCIETY November 23, 2021

OG Fortnite Day

Every day on November 3rd, to celebrate the release of OG Fortnite, there will be a gigantic dinner with Fortnite themed treats and a Fortnite llama pinata. Afterwards, everyone on Earth plays Fortnite, and EPic will re-release OG Fortnite every year on this day. if you dont be playing fortnite you will spontaneously combust

im exited for OG Fortnite Day. i have no plans

by OG Fortnite Day November 28, 2023

og lean

A boss motherfucker who keep everything in check✅

Og lean is a boss mf

by mizayah April 14, 2015

Fake Og

A lil kid who pretends to be OG/old Gen

Fake OG: "i miss old roblox"
real gen: "you joined in 2024 dumbahh

by FadingFriend616 July 31, 2025

og syndrome

A homosexual that usually likes men, He go's for guys over the internet and is a complete nerd like a OG Syndrome. He also plays games on there to get closer with boys.

OG Syndrome is a faggot that looks for dudes over the internet

by InspectorGagit April 21, 2014