flex offender

flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.

don't be a flex offender

by flailyhaley June 22, 2025

Haji offhand

The act of firing your rifle while holding it over your head like a fucking idiot

I smoked that haji because he was stupid and shooting back haji offhand.

by Haji offhand July 28, 2025

sex offensive

Somebody whose sexual proclivities are so out there that they may offend the general public.

Chris Hoffmann is not a sex offenDER.... He is a sex offensive. He likes smelling women's sweaty behinds .

by TheSexOffensive December 16, 2025

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

serial tash offender

girl who keeps going back for the tash

she is a serial tash offender

by andy carroll October 5, 2012

Registered IQ Offender

An extremely stupid person. Someone who makes everyone else stupider for having listened to them.

"I can't stand listening to Colin. He is frustratingly stupid. I shouldn't have to listen to him speak since he's a Registered IQ Offender."

by Cotoia August 24, 2017

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021