Noah 

Noahs haben die größten Sch*****.
Es sind die schönsten Menschen der Welt.Außerdem auch noch die klügsten.

NOAHS SIND GEIL

Noah by INSTANT KILLER 618 January 2, 2017

Noah 

Noah is a Person who knows everything about you and will find out everything. He was hurt By his 1st Love. He will Never forget her, they should be belong togheter. Sometimes he is agressive when the struggle begins. He never trust people out there. Also Noah is clever cool and a sexy guy with style.

Look there is Noah

I think he needs his girlfriend back.
Oh Lord he is so cool, thats noah

Noah by Pabloescobar1 January 7, 2017

Noah 

A snitch who plays games in class

Noah's in trouble again

Noah by 1234567890pokijhgfd March 14, 2017

Noah 

/ˈˌnōə/
name

1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.

verb

1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.

2) to be an overall terrible human being.

1) Did you see Noah eat that butterfly? Creepy.

2) Dude, don't go all Noah on us

Noah by PseudonymSid December 27, 2017

Noah 

that boy didn’t build an ark he BUILT like an ark tho . also, noah gay as hell. he’s big hungry all the time with his cookie monster pants. noah tried too hard to be funny and should chill out because he has a small dick. noah also always wants gas and drank.

guy 1: “bro why is he trying so hard to be funny!?”
guy 2: “idk but he built like an ark too so i bet he’s a noah “
guy 1: “u right”

Noah by hunnnn January 9, 2018

Noah 

Someone who is just an all-round great guy and can make anything funny.

Person 1: hey bro you met greg

Person 2: nah why

Person 1: he's so funny like he's such a Noah you should invite him over

Person 2: he sounds like a lad, what's his number

Noah by XXXRIP June 25, 2018

Noah 

Annoying and very loud

Noah ate my spaghetti

Noah by Not me Charles June 8, 2018