Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 20, 2017

Twisty Cone

Taking a massive shit, not at all unlike soft-serve ice cream.

Oh shit, boss! I have a Pope's nose...I gotta go curl a twisty cone!

by yankee01 May 20, 2010

cone head

mentally deranged person

hey have you heard about cone head
yeah he's pretty deranged

by cone head123 October 16, 2023

Coburn Cone

A perfect bat, beware may cause drowsiness, laughter or schizophrenia

Aint got skinz dyzlo said he gonna roll us a coburn cone

by Ktoonwarrior August 11, 2025

Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner

Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?

by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011

Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather

#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication

by elliotneal October 27, 2008

Cone

A shortened version of pinecone.

When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.

Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!

by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022