when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt
by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018
Get the Almond Buttermug. Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.
As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.
by Don Menna March 7, 2017
Get the Goose Buttermug. That greasy fingerprint on the lens of your glasses, left on there by either yourself as a mistake, or some dickish kid who knows how to piss you off. It can't be wiped away, and just spreads if you try to do so. You'll most likely have to deal with it for a while and it gets more irritating the longer it's there.
by Bill "Bill" Billson July 27, 2016
Get the Glasses Buttermug. DooDoo Butter is what people say when they get very pissed off at a game, Any game, But they dont wanna swear so they just say DooDoo Butter instead
by Typical Gamecard January 26, 2021
Get the DooDoo Buttermug. Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.
I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
Get the Butter Jerkmug. Conor went to the strippers and got slapped in the bake with her massive tits leaving tittie butter all over his face.
by PintMan87 September 19, 2021
Get the Tittie Buttermug. 