neighbots

Neighbors that are robots.

'The Holsteins were not at all shocked to find that the Smith family were neighbots as they were too perfect and never went out in the rain'

by Scrumble pants April 22, 2009

Nightascinate

To procrastinate and hang around causing yourself to not go to bed at your set or usual bed time.

Guy 1: "Dude, do you have Mrs. Daniels homework?"

Guy 2: "Nah, I nightascinated last night, so were both screwed."

by leefrenzy December 18, 2009

Night Swords

When two or more men go outside in the middle of the night and then proceed to cross their urine streams. There is no loser, everybody always wins.

Andrew: Hey Curtis, Why are you so wet?
Curtis: Oh, Pat and I were just playing a short game of Night Swords, and it got a bit out of hand.

by Lord Sparkles August 26, 2012

Night Classes

The terminology used when a cheating significant other tries to explain why he/she is going out tonight.

Bill: "Honey, why are you leaving so soon? I thought we were going to cuddle together!"
Eric: "Um... night classes..."
Bill: "You skank I KNOW where you're going you thot don't walk away from me!"

by agletman2 August 13, 2015

night knife

A black dick

Girl 1:Bryan's night knife is a pussy destroyer

Girl 2: oh don't I know!

by B-ryan September 24, 2016

Night Fury

The night fury is a dragon from the movie franchise How To Train Your Dragon. Only one of them actually exist and it is the main character’s best friend. They are black and rather small in comparison to many other dragons. They have a huge winspan and have green eyes. Their attacks are plasma balls which light up the night sky when shot. They have stunning accuracy and are also extremely intelligent

Where’d ya get that Night fury?

Oh, I just found him down Raven Peak.

by StarCutie27 November 27, 2018

neighborvore

A person that only eats at their neighbors

He is a, "neighborvore," he never buys his own food.

by emilejfagerstromiv March 25, 2019