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Dirty Nate

Term used to describe an individual that enjoys violent anal penetration by a large pack of feral dogs, who then follows the canine train-bang by shitting the doggy semen into a bucket, drinking it, and promptly throwing it back up. He then bathes in the foul concoction in a public gas station Men's restroom with a toilet seat affixed above his head. He then spends the day receiving Taco Bell laden bowel loads upon his face from the great trucker workforce of America, all the while proclaiming, "Make America Great Again!" and slamming a replica Trump dick dildo resembling a melted Cheeto into his asshole while fireworks rage above his head. At the end of the day, this individual makes love to his girlfriend without showering the foul remnants of the day's accomplishments off while shoving a corn-studded turd that landed onto his face earlier in the day into his asshole while singing the national anthem.
by Shankythebizniz August 4, 2023
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poopshkin neater

what Lia is...
Lia is a poopshkin neater!
by Nicole December 11, 2003
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natertots

a picture of a bear eating a Mitubishi Montero, actually a Suzuki Samuri, no wait a Toyota Four Runner, or was it a Jeep, of course it is a station wagon, which has a box of unopened clif bars sitting in the trunk, along side an asci which is so old it smells like a roommate who never showered and played dungeons and dragons all day everyday. It is rare and sought after by many Rexburg females, but hard to get your hands on. Some might say the picture has ADD, but is debatable, and leading scholars have concluded it does not exist.
I once saw the natertots in an art gallery hanging next to a display of the top ten reasons not to eat organic foods.
by friend of natertots May 26, 2008
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Nate Dogg

#1. A rap artist.

#2. Nathan.

#3. Anything you want it to be.
Examples:

#1. Nate Dogg: "I have no musical talent!"

#2. Me: "Hey, Nate Dog, be a pal and lend me a pencil?"

Nathan: "Get your own pencils, Bridge!"

#3. Carissa: "Can I get my hair dyed?"

Carissa's mom: "what colour?"

Carissa: "NATE DOGG!!!"
by BridgeDogg May 12, 2007
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Nate

Someone who hooks up with ugly people yet claims to hook up with hot people. Uses girls and has a very small dick yet lies and says its big. Very small penis. Will eventually have a gay encounter in his life
Dude, did you fuck that guy?
Yea, I got my ass destroyed

Cmon Nate....
by Jap239372 August 21, 2016
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natewood

An amazing person that loves to make people happy. He is obsessed with his hair and does everything to keep it neat always. He is a ladies man, with a huge penis. He is a great kisser. When he falls in love with you, you are one lucky person. He's caring, funny, quick tempered but sweet. He keeps his emotions within him till he cannot take it anymore and explodes.
I'd like to be like Natewood
by Brittney Gal May 28, 2017
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NATE NELSON

The HOTTEST guy in the world. He nuttedin me and now I’m 5months prego and he won’t even talk to me anymore but I still LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! Also his dick is huge btw.
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