My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️

person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö

by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 03, 2019

My Ass

A gateway to another dimension

Open up my ass and jump in

by young_sheisty December 27, 2021

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

Necro My Ass

In a sexual context, relating to and fetishizing necrophilia from the victim's perspective.

"UGH!! Why won't Brad just necro my ass already!!"

by Bl4ck_L4mb June 13, 2022

Pepper my ass

Violently surprised.

Boy: I cheated on you

Girl: PEPPER MY ASS. GET OUT.

by _boska_malinowska_ May 25, 2020