Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

Suck my ass

When loose hoes step on toes & gots to goes .. not to be confused with suck my dick or eat my ass (male audience) - it is higher power

*girl looks at me; end of shift*
“Suck my ass, you dumb bitch”

by JeanQueen333 August 20, 2022

Stomach is in my ass

When someone ate something that their stomach doesn't agree with, this causes pain and more likely than not, a very violent shit follows in suit. Usually diarrhea

I've been eating dairy all day, and now my stomach is in my ass.

by officiallymobbs November 1, 2022

My ass

The thing that wiggles and jiggles insert totally ugly hoe

My ass is 50-50 fat

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

piss in my ass

a phrase commonly used in online roleplay. usually to express frustration or exasperation

1: howd you do on the final?
2: there was a final?! oh piss in my ASS.

by cloverfield887 September 14, 2022

Sweating my ass off

Ass shitting water from heat or in embarrassment of something stupid

It’s so hot I’m sweating my ass off here

by Jazznight January 5, 2022