Mortaring

V. The act of a male pissing in a high arc of 60-90°, almost vertically into a urinal
Past tense: mortared

“Everybody was really impressed with the height of my mortaring!”

by @NNG1911 September 3, 2025

Mortal Kombat

First released in 1992, Mortal Kombat is known to be the oldest video game to gain controversy due to the amount of violence — as there had not previously been any video game as violent as Mortal Kombat.

Mortal Kombat changed the landscape of gaming forever; its brutal violence sparked debates that still resonate in the industry today.

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Mortal Combat Universe

A backronym for MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), humorously referring to the overwhelming amount of violence in Marvel's latest movie "Deadpool" compared to pre-existing MCU releases.

With all the violence and crude humor in 'Deadpool', I joked that we’ve entered the Mortal Combat Universe—who knew Marvel could get this wild?

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

mortalsoul

time and time again
they're keeping you away
away from the truth
please
just DO not progress any further
i know that you waNo tO
but donT
you do not want to see their TRue form
the king's arrived.
thats what they all wanted
if you are reading this
do not fear as yoU can Still run
dont make The same mistakes as me.
leave tHIs village and abandoM it.

Mortalsoul, do not believe anything the KING says.

by zombified674 November 19, 2025

dj martay

The best wide reciever in South Dakota. Goin D-1 and will be the next Randy Moss in the NFL!!!

Man # 81 is tearin it up, that must be DJ MARTAY out there.

by Eufanta November 25, 2007

golpe mortal de cinco dedos

Spanish reincarnation or the band Five Finger Death Punch

GOLPE MORTAL DE CINCO DEDOS is dope

by JakePro December 18, 2016

Trench Mortar

The act of pulling out, placing your penis between the other persons butt cheeks aiming upwards, and yelling "fire in the hole!" while finishing on there back.

I didn't know if she was on birth control so I pulled a trench mortar.

by Drainage94 May 12, 2017