How’d it go last night?
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!
by CKP Team November 14, 2019
by CKP Team November 14, 2019
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 06, 2025
"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 02, 2018
by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022
Real one: You ever heard of Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy ?
Girl: No, what’s that ?
Real one: only the best horse to ever live !
Girl: No, what’s that ?
Real one: only the best horse to ever live !
by finnnn.2nns August 01, 2023
by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022