MurpleCow

MurpleCow is a friend. A great one, at that. You enjoy speaking to him and spending time with him. He is overall just a kind, amazing, reliable dude, and will always be down to talk to you. He'll guide you through a rough patch in your life and show you the positive side of things. He's very handsome, too, and rocks those thigh highs. Truly a king, MurpleCow is, and you'll never regret meeting him once you do.

Person 1: Damn, (Person 2), you're such a MurpleCow. You're always there.
Person 2: Awwww, thanks (Person 1) :)

by rohan kishibe simp #2 February 26, 2021

MurgleShnergle

A man quief. The action of a fart rolling out between your thighs and your testicles.

Fat man quief mate!
Nah that was a MurgleShnergle

by ThunderTucker March 7, 2021

Marblehead

A small town full of rich, stuck up snakes who get everything handed to them on a silver platter. All anyone ever does for fun there is get stoned at Seaside Park. Also if people don’t like you here good luck making any friends. The only good thing about this place is the scenery and that it’s liberal.

“Dude you live in Marblehead? Must be nice.”
“No I literally hate it here”

by th0tpatr0l69 May 24, 2021

Marble Brain

A close reference to "Waterhead" or "Smoothbrain". A "Marble Brain" is typically a just a stupid person with cognitive skills of elementary school kid. Every thought or response is simple & incoherent. Furthermore, it is believed a "Marble Brain" loses a single marble trying to repsond until all their marbles are gone. This is followed by rambling & annoying trailing sentences.

Wow, the retard with a hockey helmet and a bail bonds shirt looks like a Marble Brain.

by Greendukey June 18, 2021

Marble slab

What the wash cloth looks like after anal. The smeared colors from semen, poop, and blood.

Bobby gave me a marble slab the othernight.

by 11chuck always September 15, 2021

Marble buttplug

When your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole.

Pollock was playing games. Then all of a sudden, he was called down to the kitchen to assist his mother. Pollock got up way too fast causing him to have a Marble buttplug, when your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole. Ouch!

by Zun Tao October 27, 2021

Murple

When a fart bubbles up between your butt cheeks and travels all the way to your vagina to escape that way.

Damn dude I just let out a murple.

by Vinckl07 January 20, 2022