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Halloween Mullet

When a house is decorated for Halloween with child friendly stuff at the Front yard and really scary stuff for adults at the backyard or in the house.
Did you visit the Hounted House at the Corner this Halloween? They had a Halloween Mullet! Cool Stuff for everyone!
by RokaFuchsbau July 10, 2020
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Mullet

how was she last night bro?'

'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'

'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'

'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'
by Skeet boy September 3, 2022
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Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.
Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016
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chunky mullet

A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.
How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?

OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
by Stubacca73 September 25, 2017
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Mulletize

I asked the lady at the salon to mulletize my hair, but she said I need to grow it out more
by Brephilson July 10, 2022
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mullet tooth

A mullet tooth is when someone has nice teeth in the front but is missing a tooth in the back; similar to the haircut (business in the front, party in the back)
hey man did you see that guy? I didn’t think he was a tweaker until I saw his mullet tooth in the back.
by amishrainstorm September 26, 2022
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