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by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022
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monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013
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Monking

Monking is like munting someone’s spirituality instead of munting person‘s body Munt the person’s mind it tends to lead to schizophrenia or goonvana.
Yo bro I’m Monking right now

Oh shit you good
Yea I’m in goonvna
by Ahmad Danielson January 28, 2025
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monke

Monke is REALLY smart and hot. Cuz man who go to bed with itchy butthole will wake up with stinky finger!!
rat: Monke is really hot!
by rat taco January 4, 2022
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big monk

by fjinfdaibnfdibndpibnsfgbfsg September 15, 2022
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Monk

An individual who is unbelievably good at what he does, his specialty. A person so centered on this special skill his/her lifelong pursuit that it has cost him in social skills. She/he is a bit of an oddball, nonfunctional in many other areas of their Life.
Like the TV series "Monk" would be a good fictional caricature. A more real caricature would be Stephen Hawking among the world of physicists or Carl Sagan on the cosmos. These roots have obvious beginnings in the spiritual or religious monks of the monastery only applied to modern day times.
by Cave Elf April 2, 2016
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Monke

Dude: broo ha we humans are sooo cooool we like have brains duuude

Monke: bro Monke can do flip
by JETMASS February 6, 2021
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