Mom-rebate

It´s when you purchase something with your own money upfront and later come crawling to mom for reimbursement. If approved you can expect a wire transfer to replenish your beer funds.

A: Shit, brah. How´d you get the cash for a new Gronk jersey?
B: I just lucked out, a mom-rebate for my orgo book just came through.

by buttcheeeeze January 2, 2016

mom juice

A household term for wine.

'Well that sure was a tough day of adulting, better pour myself a big ol' cup of Mom Juice."

by Kiz... December 13, 2017

mom's credit card stealing trick

When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no

Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next

by How1dare1you September 1, 2018

mom water

Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.

The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).

Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.

by th415 March 23, 2019

Mom’s Weekend

A weekend that the kids are staying with their dad (ex-husband/baby daddy) and mom has all weekend to do whatever she wants without any curfews or restrictions.

For mom’s weekend I’m going to get nasty throughout this house.

by Lobo1492 August 1, 2020

Mom'ed the fu*k out of me!

When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.

Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.

by Frank D Brown April 27, 2021

MOM THE CARS ON FIRE

the car. fire.

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

by tofuwithlettuce October 4, 2023