Sketch mister

Sketch mister: A person who you wouldn’t want to have your kids around. Just someone who really gives off they might be a little sticky to the touch vibes.

Hey has anyone seen little susie? No, well crazy Greg was spotted around here earlier and dude is a sketch mister.
And or

Dude you see that crazy looking guy standing in that ally with a free hugs sign! don’t go over there, I fell for that trap last week and he is a total sketch mister so it was a very unpleasant time for me.

by Bigfoots son May 3, 2022

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

The __ mister

This is used to define a sex predator. The blank is the name of the person who is the sex predator.

Ay it’s the __ mister!

by Vikstar456 March 30, 2023

Indian mistletoe

To make love under a eagles nest

When out in the forest we found the Indian mistletoe

by Vvengesnuup August 1, 2023

Southern mistletoe

Dick and balls.

Stand under my southern mistletoe and suck my balls.

by RealAssCody August 13, 2023

Portuguese Mistletoe

When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.

"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."

by trijicog January 14, 2024

Dirty MistleToe

When you take a dirty shit outside and wipe your ass with mistletoe

I was desperate so I took a dirty mistletoe in the neighbours front garden

by LewB05 November 26, 2023