Michigander Jack o lantern

A type of jack o'lantern made only in Michigan. The face is carved into a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. It's kind of creepy. Also called a 'Gander Jack.

I love making Michigander jack o lantern with my friends

by LittleKettleChipKid September 12, 2022

Michigan computer

A 12 inch slide rule

Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem

by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022

Michigan railgun

When two partners proceed to have intercorse in the state of Michigan. The female inserts a dead roadkill inside of the males Anus while he proceeds to masterbate.

Guy: starts masterbating
Guy: what the fuck is that smell
Girl: it’s the dead rabbit I shoved in your ass
Guy: *faps harder to Michigan railgun*

by Pussycrunch69 September 26, 2022

Michigan Pot Hole

The act of taking a shit in someone’s belly button.

After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.

by Keller319 November 5, 2022

Michigan Wetwipe

When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it

Jack yesterday i got an Michigan Wetwipe

by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022

michigan vs ohio

michigan vs ohio rivalry is real and it will cause new laws to be made no joke

this word means tax evasion

tax evasion big bite of 87
so basically the bite of 87 was when tax evasions occurred and mike got a bit silly so he went to The Grabber and asked for Help and then finn killed the grbber so the grabber couldn't help mikechael michigan vs ohio

by justatranzgayguylolzers December 19, 2022

Michiganed

Michiganed, a pilot cancelling his or her flight for an unexpected change in weather.

If you're a pilot and have to cancel your flight for a sudden change in weather, congratulations you've been Michiganed.

by Jack (7500) February 8, 2023