medals

rewarding someone for an accomplishment or feat
(usually used in a sarcastic tone)

Person A: Dude. Did you see that? I just did a triple back flip off of my house and landed in a hand stand.

Person B: medals...

by CPRizzle November 4, 2010

Fagget Meal

Dessert

Do you want to get some dessert, Jim? (immediately following the main course). Oh, you mean fagget meal. No, i'm good, that fruity and chocolate shit is for women and gays.

by Johnny H. rico January 12, 2009

Dry Meal

Eating an entire meal without drinking anything, especially dry food, like buns or something. And then not drinking any water with it.

Guy 1: "I just ate a three course meal!"
Guy 2: "What did you drink?"
Guy 1: "Uhh...Nothing"
Guy 2: "Dude, you just ate a Dry Meal, way to be"

by ThisShitIsAlsoFoReal April 27, 2010

post meal depression

the depression you feel after eating a meal you thought would be good but was crap, you can also get post meal depression after eating a meal and being sad when all the food is gone.

"aw man i can't believe how bad that pie was, total post meal depression.

by ilikecatsalotyeah November 28, 2011

fine print meal

A meal at a very upscale haute cuisine restaurant where the food portions are about the size of the fine print you normally see on contracts

I knew I was in for a fine print meal when the lowest priced entree on the menu was $40 and it was mac and cheese. Then I looked at the next table and saw something that looked like a pigeon rib that read rack of ribs on the menu. Looks like McD's is for dessert.

by yosoycubano June 7, 2009

happy meal

Chicken and beer, simple as that

Fry me up a happy meal, bitch!

by bojzzle July 3, 2005

happy meal

A barely legal good-looking mongoloid you consider dating out of desperation or for temporary pleasure.

syn. Kids meal

"That's Jeff's first girlfriend in three years. Get this. She's a senior in high school."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."

by VRB November 3, 2005