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Message point

The (situation of, in or at) in a social greeting setting where others look around for subtle social acceptance or basic kinesic acknowledgement.
They locked eyes in message point long enough for her to smile and for him to feel the bomb go off in his chest.
by Mael Cormac Kivlehan April 11, 2008
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message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.
Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.
by BadHumor July 23, 2009
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messagester

The recipient was elated by the cordial invite from the messagester.
by Hercolena Oliver September 7, 2009
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message chaser

Person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like Facebook and email websites like Hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.
Don't be such a message chaser! Get off that effin' computer, go to Target and buy that toy for the kids that's on discount, before the animals grab it up!
by pentozali September 8, 2010
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Message Mirage

When you think you just saw your Blackberry or smartphone flash (the result of a message) in your peripheral vision, so you go check your phone but to your surprise, it was just a message mirage.
Dude after I sent that risky text I was so happy to see my phone blinking, but turns out it was just a damn message mirage.
by KravingYou February 27, 2011
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Message-bomb

When you are typing a message to someone (especially a long and meaningful one) and while you are typing it, they send you a message (usually a question) and you have to erase everything and change your entire message
Jake: So what happened last night? Did you tell Ella that you like her?
John: No, I was typing, and then she totally message-bombed me and asked me to tell her the answers to the homework so I never got the chance
Jake: hate it when that happens
by SadMostDays December 20, 2013
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message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.
Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!
by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017
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