The Matador

When you wrap your cock in a paper towel to prevent staining your favorite underwear or sweatpants.

I had to use The Matador because my underwear were still in the dryer and was running late for my Grandfathers funeral!

by I’m with stupid July 8, 2021

lift-mata

Bodily bruises, scars, and pain - the exact origin of which is unknown - most likely caused by strength training.

Person 1: Wtf are these ankle bruises from; am I being shackled without my knowledge??
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?

by satanic_t0ast August 14, 2021

David Mata

Retard

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata

by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021

Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde

The adopted child of Kanaya Maryam and Rose Lalonde from the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

She is directly related to Vriska Serket, and her full name is Vriska.

She is Matesprits with Harry Anderson Egbert, and Kismesis with Tavros Crocker.

Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde, being hot runs in the family

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

fredy mata

Any man named this gets no bitches and probably looks like a rat

Fredy mata gets no bitches

by Gritty Mankey Man February 10, 2022

hooyo mataalo

The terms "hooyo mataalo" and "say wallahi" are antonyms of a fob from the coasts along the Guardafui Channel

is she a hooyo mataalo ?

by holinthreesff July 7, 2022

Za’Maryah

Zamaryah is the most amazing person. She will sometimes get on your nerves or you will get on her nerves. But she loves people and she loves Jesus also she is funny sometimes can be smart but very pretty she likes to think she is ugly but she is the opposite of ugly!

Greg:Your so funny
Me: my name is Za’Maryah that’s why

by Hahahahaha213 November 12, 2022