crackheadius maximus is a slang term deriving from southern massachusetts and consists of being "crackhead" like or in reality being that if a crackhead
ok you crackheadius maximus
by Pseudoussy March 2, 2025
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by TeaTimeMit April 4, 2025
Get the Goonius Maximus mug.This is an additional term adding on to the new Gen Alpha Brainrot slang, “Glutes” which means hair. Simply “Gluteus Maximus” means Voluminous hair.
“You have a Gluteus Maximus”
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair
by RealChoppedHuzz17 March 3, 2026
Get the Gluteus Maximus mug.To be FERDA and SEND so hard that you are the fucking man in Touse at your respective school. If you reach Tousington Maximum, than you haze your professors cause your OD tuffy. Every girl wants you because you’re top dog - AKA Tousington Maximum.
Roommate: How was your night?
Subject: She’s coming over in 5
Roommate: Dude, you get OD Tush. I think you’ve reached TOUSINGTON MAXIMUM.
Subject: I’m Himmy
Subject: She’s coming over in 5
Roommate: Dude, you get OD Tush. I think you’ve reached TOUSINGTON MAXIMUM.
Subject: I’m Himmy
by JackCarpet321 October 1, 2025
Get the Tousington Maximum mug.One can only achieve Tousington Maximum by being the most SENDY & Ferda kid on campus. You’re so fucking tuffy and glazeable that every girl wants to give you OD dome. You instill fear in your peers because you haze your professors.
Roomate: How was your night?
Subject: She’s coming over in 5.
Roomate: Holy shit you get OD tush I think you’ve reached Tousington Maximum.
Subject: I’m himmy.
Subject: She’s coming over in 5.
Roomate: Holy shit you get OD tush I think you’ve reached Tousington Maximum.
Subject: I’m himmy.
by JackCarpet321 October 1, 2025
Get the Tousington Maximum mug.when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.
omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!
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