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The Magic Nose

Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office
I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.
by Snozzberries420 July 31, 2010
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magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.
Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.
by EdRoyce March 23, 2023
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magic awood

synonym for flaming homosexual. One who has homosexual tendencies and/or gives blowjobs. A magic awood tends to make other men uncomfortable quite frequently. He will also have some sort of speech impediment. Loves to use the following words in no particular order: fabulous! super! and cute! (all of which will have some sort of gay lisp attached).
Man, I think that dude who keeps looking at me across the bar might be a magic awood.

Dude, that magic awood said he'd blow me for $5.

Dude, there was a total magic awood in the bathroom, he made me quite uncomfortable.
by JohnQ.Public February 5, 2010
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Magic bedhead

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly
I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead
by Killnarnar February 9, 2015
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Magic Milky

mag⋅ic milk⋅y  maj-ik mil-kee

–adjective, magic milk, magic leche.

1. of or like milk, esp. in appearance or consistency, yet with magical qualities.

2. white or whitish in color. But magic can turn it into any color.

3. used to make children feel better, when in pain, or as a distraction. Can also be used as nutrient.

4. the motherly art of producing a desired effect or result through the use of lactic incantation or various other techniques that presumably assure human-motherly control. Pretty much, it will keep your kid from crying. :)
-idiom

children feel better with magic milky, to lament what cannot be changed or corrected, can in fact be corrected with Magic Milky.

-example: Ava's angst was diverted with the use of Magic Milky, after receiving her painful immunization shots.
by Joseph V. January 6, 2010
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Magic Chef

An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.
Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.
by CheffinBob September 16, 2016
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Fanny Magic

When a female uses her minge to get everything she wants.
I have fallen for her fanny magic yet again
by ChubbyChappers January 11, 2021
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