Shark in a Washing Machine

A bad kisser of note.

Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?

Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.

by ThePaver April 23, 2013

The Meme Machine

A 2006 flip phone with present day memes

Black Nigga: YO NIGGA YOU GOT THE MEME MACHINE? THAT SHIT MOTOROLA?
You: Ohyis

by TheAlaskanButter October 2, 2016

Reverse Floor Machine

The act of defecating in the soap compartment of a floor cleaning machine. This causes anal excrement to be sprayed on the floor, as a substitute to the regular soap, when the floor machine is in use.

Anthony: "Did you see the floors? They are brown and smelly!"

Drew: "Yeah, I think someone used a Reverse Floor Machine on them, I would know."

by 50K All Day July 15, 2018

Myki top-up machine

The ultimate insult to completely and utterly destroy someone in any argument.

Guy 1-"Imma beat you up"
Guy 2- "You look like a myki top-up machine"
Guy 1- *Commits suicide*

by mr myki August 12, 2018

deus flex machina

A term to be used whenever flex tape can be used to fix something unusual in a particular situation.

Your boat broke in half?
You fixed it only using flex tape?
"deus flex machina"

by Rogue_Baron February 26, 2019

Sony dream-machine 1989 clock radio

This clock is a cube shape and beeps.

Sony dream-machine 1989 clock radio: beep beep

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 20, 2019

tschaka tschaka machen

A german phrase, that people use, when they try to explain, that they got stuff done.

"Na, hast du gestern auf der Arbeit wieder ordentlich tschaka, tschaka gemacht."

"Ich hätte nicht gedacht, dass unser Kunde versteht wie man tschaka tschaka macht."

"Du hast tschaka tschaka machen voll drauf!"

by Sa1lorMoon May 29, 2020