Hitler Mustache

This phrase refers to the notorious dictator, Hilter, or one of his characteristic personal images.

Further, this phrase is used to express a compared or direck relationship between the object and Fascism or Hitler himself.

My political opposition puts the Hitler mustache on me.

by Yahoo 知識家 October 22, 2009

Bob Ross Mustache

When a man, after engaging in anal destruction, proceeds to "paints" a mustache on the face of his sexual partner.

Oh dude, I gave that bitch a Bob Ross Mustache! She's got a happy little mustache now!

by Sugarbombs August 2, 2006

mustache ride

Hailing from the spanish verb montar, it means to mount ones face, LITERALLY, this move is highly controversial and should only be repeated by professionals.

mustache ride translated into spanish
Dan "Quieres montar my bigote?"
Aurelie "Si senor! Mi gusto mucho"

by Neilskeet September 26, 2008

Maple Leaf Mustache

In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"

Dean asked if his friend at Staples if he was able to pull off the Maple Leaf Mustache. His buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.

by Jason Williams in my mouth! July 27, 2010

Mustache

1) Chris Baker

2) A man with the looks of Adolph Hitler

3) A style of facial hair commonly referred to as a 70's porn accessory.

Hey that guy is sporting a "mustache!!"

by vasectomy71 June 7, 2011

mayonnaise mustache

this is when a man cream pies (cums on a girls vagina)and then licks her out after

"jees i was so wasted last i night i ended up with a mayonnaise mustache by the end of it"

by briangormley February 19, 2009

salt and pepper moustache

White, blonde adolescent boy with pre-pubescent moustache consisting of blonde and black hair. The individual believes this two-toned tasche is cool, but it's not.

"Look at Mike's salt and pepper moustache"

by creeps and freaks July 29, 2012