museterbation

Getting yourself off or touching yourself inappropriately while listening to the greatest band ever, Muse.

After listening to "Supermassive Black Hole" I had to engage in a round of museterbation.

by Alan Broder June 13, 2007

treat em like a mushroom

Concealing information from someone. Keeping someone uninformed and happy. Keeping management appeased.

Dont tell them anything. Dont allude to anything.

Treat em like a mushroom, feed em a bunch of shit and keep them in the dark.

or just

Treat them like a mushroom.

by Polishsausag September 22, 2007

Musical Theatre

(n): myu-sih-kil thee-ter A form of theatre incorporating singing and dancing in addition to acting. It is often criticized for having characters break out into song and dance in the middle of an intense moment. Males who participate in it are also the butt of many a homosexual joke. The creators of such jokes tend to be jocks whose girlfriends made out with the leads in school musicals onstage in front of over one thousand people while they just sat squirming in their seats wishing they were the one up there.

Jock: Hey, faggot, I hear you do Musical Theatre, want to go to skip practice and get your nails painted?

Thespian: Sorry, I can't skip today, I need to work on the kissing scene with your girlfriend. Why don't you go wrestle some sweaty half naked men?

by Bobby Strong February 3, 2013

Noise Music

Noise music is an actual category of music. Used wrongly by kpop stans who pretend to have musical knowledge, but act shocked when someone mentions actual noise music producers

A:do you like noise music ?
B: yes, Merzbow is one of my favourite
A: wtf is this

by anonAnonymouss December 14, 2020

Musab

Musab is a handsome boy that every girl will dream about .
He’s a brave , undefeatable and and a strong human. He’s got a really nice personality and he is every girls futer husband. He’s got a nice bright smile and a nice person to be friends with . All in all he’s a sexy boy and every girls dream boy

Musab is the sexiest human alive.

by AnnoyingOrange221 October 17, 2020

Muslimphobia

Discrimination, prejudice, or hatred against Muslims as individuals.

See anti-Muslim bigotry.

"The word 'muslimphobia' makes more sense than the word 'islamophobia'."

by Women_Life_Freedom December 2, 2022

Sushi Muslim

A Muslim with both Sunni and Shi'a parents, or for whom the Sunni-Shi'a divide means very little. A Hanafi who does matam for Ashura could be considered a Sushi Muslim.

Muslim Sunni Shi'a Sushi Muslim

by DeenaL March 30, 2010