skull murphy

1.to receive awesome oral sex.

2.to wear a skeleton mask while performing oral sex on you partner.

"that chick go hard, she gave me the ill skull murphy.

by palice May 14, 2012

Murphy-Mitchell

Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers

How yours life going ?

Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell

by Yeagotchushorty June 02, 2022

Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy

The best ottb (off the track thoroughbred) to ever be owned by a black equestrian.

Real one: You ever heard of Injaazaat Inti Yevgeny Murphy ?
Girl: No, what’s that ?
Real one: only the best horse to ever live !

by finnnn.2nns August 01, 2023

mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .

low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .

by locks heath renegade master November 27, 2010

Tomas Murphy

A speccy nerd who supports beastiality groups on weekends

Tomas Murphy is a four eyed meff

by ShrekMaster5000 May 23, 2020

Murphy

The plumpest, most lazy, and most wrinkly Bulldog. If he lays down, he's out like a light ZzZzZz. He has the loudest snore known to man and can cause a mini earthquake in your bedroom. Don't take Murphy to a cabin by a mountain cause his snoring will be sure to create a full on avalanche. After one drink of water be ready to put up the "wet floor sign" because where ever he goes after a sip of water will surly be soaked. Among Murphy's favorite things include: sleeping, eating, snorting, and drooling. Murphy is the poster child for Murphy's Law because when he's left alone something will go wrong.

Coworker: Wanna get something to eat after work?

Me: No, sorry I can't. Murphy has been alone for too long.

Coworker: What could possibly go wrong?

Me: Everything... You just jinxed it. I have to get home before I'm evicted for noise complaints.

Coworker: Oh shit sorry.. Noise complaints?

Me: Murph snores like a fucking Wooly Walrus Mammoth. I. HAVE. TO. GO.

by LDizzle10 December 20, 2018

Murphy

Murphy, most likely Asian. a sweet, intelligent man and nice. He is super cute, and cool. He's popular and will always try to make other people successful. He's a great friend, and if you experience being friends with him, you are a lucky person! He will brighten your day with his bright smile. He will always defend you. He's also a very great artist!

Murphy is a great artist.

by MicroMico November 20, 2019