Ur mum gai

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by Robo done February 08, 2018
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Crunchy mum bits

Refers to crabs found whilst eating out ones Mum
"I went down on your Mum last night. Talk about crunchy mum bits."
by Purple Squishy February 10, 2010
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ur mum gey

The worst dumbass insult that could ever be said. Anybody it is said to will be instantly obliterated, along with the entire universe.
Carl: *says well made insult*
Joe: "ur mum gey"
Carl: *fucking dies*
Universe: *fucking dies*
by Backwards Toilet Paper January 25, 2021
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ur mum lel

An extremely annoying term, overused by faggots on 8 Chan or Reddit
Person 1. Wow she's really annoying

Person 2. You know who else is annoying? Ur mum lel

Person 1.....faggot
by d0ve. November 02, 2014
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Your mum's face

A term spawned from two previously immature and overused insults 'your mum' and 'your face'. Although these two retorts were originally used by the illiterate and mono-sylavic lesser-beings of british culture the combining of the two has only recently been adopted by somewhat higher brow citizens.

Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.
"Man this seat is comfy"
"your mum's face is comfy"

"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"
by Matt 'Verix' May 18, 2007
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Full time mum

Usually what women write under 'profession' on dating websites to somehow justify staying at home watching daytime tv, while their illegitimate child is at nursery/school.

As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!
Woman 1: "I can't get a job, I'm a full time mum"

Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"

Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"

Woman 2: :'(
by Team Hayley July 03, 2011
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shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’
I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’
by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018
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