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Muffication

To be suffocated by breast
I almost suffered from muffication by my girlfriend
by Pubic-alien July 16, 2018
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mufasatheking

A awesome lion on ifunny, brief description-
This lion is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He now keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah . He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes . He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes
Gurl- wow that lion really cool
Gurl 2- omfg that's mufasatheking
Gurl- stfu really?!?!?
Gurl and Gurl 2- wanna do it?
Mufasa- Naw that bestiality
by Mufasatheking November 25, 2018
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Muffe Time

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun
Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time
by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019
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Muff Diver

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.
by Labial Licker November 5, 2019
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mufashlash

A great guy that is charming, smart, and super kewl and crazy.
look at Mufashlash over there!
by ineedaname123 October 1, 2020
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muffee

a person (usually male) that is hotter than the sun that is often loved by many girls.
"Did you see that muffee over there? He's so hot I love him."
by anonymous April 13, 2021
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Muff Stuffing

Cock blocking, but done to a female. The female version of being cock blocked
1.) "Gladys you totally muff stuffed me on the shuffle board court earlier"
2.) "Stop muff stuffing me Becky!"
3.) "Yo watch this, I'm totally going to muff stuff this chick"
by MuffStuffcreator69 April 27, 2021
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