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Monkey Majik

A japanese pop/rock band from sendai consisting of two canadian brothers named Maynard and Blaise Plant. The band has been rather successful for a band started by two forieners, and has a rising fan base out in japan.
The line for monkey majik is:
Maynard:Guitar/vocals
Blaise:Guitar/Vocals
Tax:Drummer
DICK:Bassist
by Toilet man January 13, 2009
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monkey moment

A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.
I had a monkey moment last night while picking the fleas off of my dog.
by triskalguilo February 19, 2009
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monkey beat

verb: To severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. Usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.

Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.
"If you change the channel from the Golden Girls I swear to God I will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!"
by Yeah Prolly February 14, 2012
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Monkey quest

A game where a person is a monkey and they go to a special land of monkeys and they go on quests. When the players level rises, they can put on higher armor and equip stronger weapons. Monkey quest uses a unity.
Tom: hey wassup?
Jim: shhh!!! I'm playing monkey quest!
by DJSwag July 26, 2013
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monkey cult

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Monkey Island

Silly point-and-click fun at its finest.
by Spacecow March 16, 2003
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Monkey's Blood

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.
"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"
by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009
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