coconut mommy

A milf that does coke.

"Bro your moms a coconut mommy"

by kayisfoul August 20, 2021

Mommy blogger

A cult sect (dX) that holds abusers, pedofiles and child abusers accountable for their actions. Advocates for children and victims.

Mommy bloggers are doing the Lord’s work.

by happyhooligan November 18, 2021

Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017

Mommy milkers month

Mommy milkers month(MMM) is the month July. It’s a whole month where we appreciate tiddies, small or large.

Person 1: “it’s Mommy milkers month!”
Person 2: “really? We must appreciate boobies!”

by HalloDaarPersoon April 18, 2022

Mommied

The Act of not being able to do anything/go anywhere without the presence of your girlfriend

Who’s mommied tonight?

by Reza305 May 03, 2019

mommy rabbit

A nickname for a woman who is submissive to her man and wants him to be in total charge

Mommy Rabbit cannot wait for Daddy Rabbit to take her home and do naughty things to her!

by Clever and Naughty April 02, 2018

Mommy Complex

A woman who enjoys babieing their partner such as letting them suck their thumb ect.

I have such a mommy complex
I love a woman with a mommy complex

by Friendwithapplessss May 22, 2023